Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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