Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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