Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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