Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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