tell your sister to shave her snatch
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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