This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You did what with his pubic hair?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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