There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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