What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
