My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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