Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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