did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Duck Duck Cougar?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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