i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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