Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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