it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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