There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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