i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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