HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish i was in the wii world.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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