Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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