I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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