that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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