I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
im on a boat
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