I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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