Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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