When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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