Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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