im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
