I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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