i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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