Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Text me some of your sweat
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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