I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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