Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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