How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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