All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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