babies were throwing up all over the place
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize