Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Dicks are not precious.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
