The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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