so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just gargled with NyQuil
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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