i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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