I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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