I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Randomize
