YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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