My friends, they love my intelligence
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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