your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
