check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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