Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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