if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize
