Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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