found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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