And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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