Who wears a wallet chain?!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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