whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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