Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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