You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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