What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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