So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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