hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
