I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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